Create a vibrant vertical anime-style celebration illustration featuring a single adorable golden hamster as the main subject. The hamster is extremely round and fluffy, floating upward in the center with tiny raised paws, small pink feet, round ears, glossy sparkling black eyes, rosy cheeks, a tiny buck tooth, and a wide open joyful smile. Surround it with exactly six dark rounded-rectangle progress panels, each showing the text “0%” in glowing white and a thin empty neon progress bar beneath it: one large panel at the upper left, one medium panel at the upper right, one smaller panel at mid-left, one smaller panel at mid-right, one small panel at lower left, and one small panel at lower right. Use a dramatic dark navy-to-black background filled with purple neon outlines, orange and pink confetti, curled ribbons, small stars, sparkles, dots, and firework-like light streaks. At the bottom, create a bright golden stage-like burst of light on a reflective horizon, with rays shooting upward behind the hamster. The mood should be triumphant, cute, chaotic, and festive, like a “failed loading but still celebrating” mascot poster. Use glossy digital painting, high-detail anime rendering, soft fur texture, strong rim lighting, glowing purple neon accents, cinematic contrast, and a vertical smartphone wallpaper composition. Customize the central animal as {argument name="animal" default="golden hamster"}, the progress text as {argument name="progress text" default="0%"}, the celebration theme as {argument name="theme" default="neon confetti celebration"}, the main glow color as {argument name="main glow color" default="purple"}, and the background color as {argument name="background color" default="dark navy black"}.